Recipe for a Military
Wife
1
cup of courage
3/4 cup tolerance
Dash of adventure
1 lb. ability
To
the above ingredients, add 2 tablespoons elbow grease.
Let set alone for
6 months. Marinate frequently with salty tears.
Sprinkle ever so lightly with
money, Kneed dough until payday.
Season with international spices.
Bake
for 20 - 25 years or until done. Serve with pride.
Author
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